isn’t 10ish years kinda strong for a marriage
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My parents wedding was like 8 months before I was born and I was not born premature so. Boom
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My parents once showed me the date on their marriage certificate to prove to me that I Wasn’t a bastard or otherwise “illicit”. I had never said anything to prompt this
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Just like the Tyler the creator album
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Congratulations youre a bastard
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Did they ever mention that if you were a furry they would kick you out
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Look at all these corny mfs conceived in wedlock
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Can’t say I’ve heard that one
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May if
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Honestly it’s my most cringe trait
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Mine is definitely woman disorder
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It’s okay you can be an honorary bastard
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Yeah IDK when they divorced but it wasn’t immediate
may if I was
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I would still love you
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Okay good
I have something to announce
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wasn’t this thread talking about cocaine dealers or something no more then 6 hours ago
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more like 30 minutes
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