Cookie Thread Act 1: A Cookie in Time

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Thats a normal amount !!

If you haven’t had 2 bomb threats IDK what you’re even doing. Do you even get out of hte house

i only remember receiving one bomb threat and i didn’t find out about it until the morning after. felt really cared for

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Oh yeah they didn’t tell us about hte first bomb threat. We were in middle school. We only learned from parents after we’d already spent like several hours evacuating

We had to walk like at least half an hour in the fuckiiin winter cold to get to the place where they put us on the bus and drove us to another school and my HAIR FROZE

So is this because you’re both Americans, or…?

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Yeah probably

Other one happened at the Statue of fucking Liberty which might be the most American thing of all time

people love to get angry on social media and administrations are obligated to take it seriously

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Don’t forget to thank the French for the Statue of Liberty.

And whoever called in the bomb threat for getting me interviewed by a news reporter (I didn’t give a shit so I was not exciting or emotional enough to get on the news)

“Yeah it was really boring” -10 year old theyre not ever putting on the news on the subject of the bomb threat

I been on the news a couple times. Unfortunately only for positive things so far

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the French should’ve chosen a material less vulnerable to rusting if they didn’t want it to turn green

Well get out there and get some fucking bomb threat evacuations under your belt

The Statue of Liberty wasn’t made with iron. It’s copper and when it oxidises, it turns green in color.

Why tf would I bomb a place and give them a nice warning about it!???

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No you’re getting your FRIEND to call in the bomb threat so YOU can be on the news

damn you guys got on the news? all i have is unparalleled shame for me dancing really badly on a childrens show

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