Cookie Thread Act 1: A Cookie in Time

jason paul smith is an autogenerated name

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what kind of show has an audience dance cam

Arent those the guys on You Tube who wrote its every dfay bro

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>call in horrible threat to become famous
>named Jason Paul Smith
>everyone immediately forgets about you

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“The iPad registered in SMITH’s name has used the Service to make other 911 calls, including at least two calls in May 2015 from a user who identified himself as “Isis allah Bomb maker” and who threatened to attack Times Square and kill police officers at the Brooklyn Bridge.”

bro really called himself “Isis allah Bomb maker”

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To be fair I also have an absurdly generic name. If I ever do some insane criminal act please call me blades girljesus instead

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My full name is reasonably cool if you use May as my first name but not very cool otherwise

Hence why you should be using May

My initials are cool cuz it’s MW. So I can do the Wexler-Mcgill logo but backwards as my initials when I have to initial things.

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My middle name is probably Catherine because of aforementioned planned confirmation name anecdote

My middle name means buck in German. Born to furry. Though I think I am gonna add another middle name (my moms) bc it’s been passed thru generations as a middle name and considering I am ending the bloodline it’s the least I can do

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Like I think the perfect middle name is something you vaguely relate to and something which has some kind of story to it. Fits the bill

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My legal middle name is just my two grandmothers’ names mashed together & both of them hated it

That’s a story.

Marissa “that feeling when you are tired asf but know you gotta get to school” lastname

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…today’s story?

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Its not the day its 3 AM and youve DMed me reminding me to get rest

so be it