I’ve been typing this way for my entire life.
(I’m eighteen turning nineteen in October.)
See I was right
I like to type in a way that makes it clear I have some grasp over English grammar but choose not to use it
Are you familiar with the concept of ‘false memories’?
Do you really know if you were right?
Magnus is younger than me
My memory is perfect, Magnus, you know I believe this
Are you surprised?
I distinctly remember you poking fun at your own memory.
idt an old person comes up with those miscs bro
The fact that you all are surprised shows you lack the key Magnus Insights
Yeah but it’s still perfect
Just because it’s perfect doesn’t mean it’s good
budder dawg
butter dawg
When it came to spellng and literacy, I’ve been ahead of every class I’ve ever been in except for prep, where I once threw because I didn’t like being told what to do.
Instead I completely wrote down the wrong words, like “Christmas” or “Simpsons”.
I was an insufferable peer editing partner in English class
I remember once trying to memorise the spelling of Christmas and instead saying “Chismas”. I couldn’t tell you why this is one of my core memories.
Spell Christmas backwards
Samtsirhc is a baby name? The fuck
It doesn’t work with the word written down in front of me.