Cookie Thread Act 1: A Cookie in Time

this paragraph is infinitely funnier because no one outside your circuit calls it a penguin

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so it sounds like Arjun was just like

ā€œuhhhhh itā€™s THIS GUYā€™s faultā€

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Honestly I feel like Iā€™ve gotten up to more social bullshit on FoL than I even do back home, despite the fact that my early playstyle was extremely extremely wild

we only call it a penguin because thatā€™s what arjun called it

Even Night CPR Doctor

Hey benguined do you know the Even Night CPR Doctor story

canā€™t say I do

tbf this is basically what he did he did not once think to factcheck that he was actually caught by a penguin

are we absolutely sure that he thought the player had been caught by a penguin

We should call it Jarek at this point.

based on his reaction when we found out the truth i think he did? but now that you mention it it is funnier to imagine he didnā€™t

check Mythfia server iamagummybear is trying to get the host to last minute add you to the game

i believe that

we should play at some point

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Sure ^-^

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Awesome. Okay so Iā€™m playing a closed setup role madness game over here on FoL. I have a strong wolfread on a player, letā€™s call him Zorvo, who has claimed a ā€œself-redirection JOATā€, and a weaker wolfread on another player, letā€™s call him Jarek, who has claimed ā€œeven-night CPR Doctorā€. Just for the sake of this story, obviously. Fake names. I post a massive wall-length wolfcase on Zorvo, the majority of the game decides ā€œthese two are thunderdomed May is kinda susā€ and votes me over him, Zorvo and Jarek make it clear they are unaligned. Easy game, right.

Except, uh, Jarek has been an Even-Night CPR Doctor in a closed-setup role madness game before. A game hosted by a different person. A game whose roles only became public after this one was submitted. And he was a mafia even-night CPR doctor. And there was only one kill during the last night. For Jarek to be telling the truth about his role, not only would the mafia factional kill have to have been stopped somehow, but two hosts must have independently come up with the same exact niche restriction for a niche role.

I ended up deciding that the improbability of Jarek randing this exact same role twice in a row when, again, the first game ended after the second was reviewed, there shouldnā€™t have been any way for the hosts to be inspired by each other outweighed my social scumread on Zorvo, and that since the two were clearly unaligned, it was irresponsible for me to consider Zorvo anything other than town. So I flipped all my reads. Started trying to talk everyone into voting Jarek over Zorvo. And they werenā€™t voting Jarek or Zorvo, they were voting me, and I was executed, yelling ā€œkill Jarek kill Jarek kill Jarekā€ over and over again.

I die. Flip town. Jarek dies. Flips town Even-Night CPR Doctor. Zorvo is a wolf and endgames, winning F3.

Turns out the host of the second game had reviewed the first one and taken the role that way.

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-name bugarski komarac

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jkjk

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I was, like, seconds away from the solve, I had all the wolves PoEd, and I was like no you know what how about I flip all my reads on this mech call. Hell on earth. This was my fourth game on FoL I lost it (like every game Iā€™d played on here up to that point) and then I lost the next 6 games here as well

btw itā€™s my roommateā€™s birthday today (as in, 8/16), does anyone have suggestions for things to get her (bearing in mind that itā€™s. today. so I can go out to a store or something but I canā€™t go get something from Amazon)

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