A mimir with you
Please grab some sleep mate
Itās serious when the australian pulls the āmateā card
You would think that.
I would think w0t, mate
We can kinda just throw āmateā around at anyone.
My generalized analyzation of australians is bad?
It means I am in the wrong?
No, itās the pesky australians!
mate is both a swear word of hatred. and an loving word of friendship.
what way are we using it who the fuck knows
like we can say
āListen here mateā
or
āGet better soon mateā
If somebody asks about your nationality. Say āmateā frequently and in a very accentuated manner
They become convinced that you either are pretending to be british or that youāre plainly australian
in this house we stan the REAL patriarchy
[gnome voice] You Have Failed The Challenge!
The Great Hordse
I canāt believe they sell human sized mouses that are orange colored with a purple wheel and also refrigerated at the low cost of 14k
When watching my brain stopped registering that this was fake even though logically I knew it was fake cuz the acting and I genuinely felt bad for the employee until his boss came
Vanilla + orange ice cream in the soft serve machine today. This is the first time Iāve genuinely wanted the alternative flavour option over regular vanilla + chocolate. I didnāt take the pineapple or the strawberry. But orange is good.
And it dispenses interestingly, because the orange is sherbert. Very stiff. Other people had trouble with it. I did not, due to my dexterity and skill.
Nya
our soft serve machine literally never has anything besides vanilla, chocolate, or vanilla/chocolate swirl. wtf