In Blaseball being an MVP actually gave you Ego+ which literally weighed you down, preventing you from getting swept off the bases by floods and also making your team heavy enough to sink down in the immateria and get eaten by Consumers (definitely not sharks)
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NaN caused so much goddamn discourse everywhere they went
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THE GLOVE
yes, the hosts put in a wyatt mason that never existed to fuck with us
The glove was fucking hilarious. Had a 5x idol payout modifier and appeared to have a bunch of stars, so everyone was like “oh this guy’s a great idol”. They had a modifier that created fake stars, they actually sucked absolute ass. Because of the Ego+ and the fake-star modifier they were heavy as fuck and weighed down their team and they KEPT GETTING NAMED MVP because of the noob trab. I’m pretty sure they were shadowed and out of play and still got MVPed. Made everyone really mad
No, Crab Mason should’ve existed, that’s reasonable
every wyatt mason had echo. there was a secret interaction where if two people both echoed each other they turned into static but that somehow never happened
Someone used an exploit to get the coins to spend on singlehandedly preventing the Crabs from getting a Psychoacoustics system. All teams who got Psychoacoustics systems got Wyatt Masons. The Crabs retroactively were given the PA system and had the fraudulent modifier removed but they didn’t retroactively get a Mason
Accurate. This happened in-game and the last two Masons somehow managed to never ever echo each other for seasons ans seasons
there was almost an interaction where the “target half the game” ability somehow targeted someone who was echoing and was being targeted by another 4 echos so that would’ve been fun
SUBMIT XVI THE TOWER
I love the JHands they really did embody The Tower
No that also happened in game. Mason put themselves in a peanut shell. Funniest shit I’ve ever seen
They also echoed the Elsewhere modifier. They just walked the fuck out
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