Cookie Thread Act 2: Silksong

I don’t do any crimes as they’re very unappealing to me. No crimes I find cool or fun or easy or convenient basically.

if any officers are reading the cookie thread after may’s arrest i have committed zero crimes

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I’m innocent of most things basically

Almost all of them

im like. 3.81 moding rn. couldnt be happier. A-s get degrees

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i’d rather put my extra hours of effort into landing internships and positions that build references & experience (and importantly keep me out of texas) than get that extra bit of grade

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texas fucking sucks btw i forgot how much i hate it here. wowza. who chooses to live in fucking bee cave texas? What is wrong with my parents???

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You can live just about anywhere. do just about anything. and out of all the places you choose fucking bee cave texas??? seriously what the hell

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who else up carciogenmaxxing

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whoops

I did not annihilate my forth grade class I sucked in my early years of school. P6 however? Fucked them up. I think the more interesting challenge is to send me back in time to the same class to try to defeat my own P6 self because I’m not sure I could

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I officially got the don’t touch grass challenge

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Tried to open Lobotomy Corporation, instead managed to start typing “fortress of lies” into my computer’s search bar, got recommended Fortnite

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Fortnite of Lies

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Fortnite of lies

If you’re going to repeat my post please also like it

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Like police

May why didnt u like my previous post replying to u. I still think about that …

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i k-know this isn’t n-necessarily the place f-for it but
i-i’m having a nervous breakdown in class a-and i n-need to
vent it somewhere
i c-cant bear it alone

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