does the penny’s surface have an atmosphere
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a spaceship could live on the surface
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Start worshiping the penny in hopes that it will spare me
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i think you’d run into problems with a surface that doubles in mass every day. eventually the gravity crushes you
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Do I need to sneak a candle into my dorm room I miss fire fire fire fire this is so good for me I love to look at fire
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I won’t because I don’t want to set off a smoke alarm cause that irritates everyone probably more than my lack of enrichment irritates me
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Now i understand why story fell for you. Perfect match
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there’s actually an explainxkcd about what would happen if the earth slowly started expanding. tl;dr you’re fucked, but in different ways and timescales depending on whether the atmosphere expands with it as well
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Nobody believes me when I say I’m the evil one
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please save this image and use it liberally it is a pattern n we need an interventionze
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By a lot
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We are all fucked in the long run
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Ayo
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why do i always conflate explainxkcd with xkcd what if. you know what i mean
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Well not all of us may
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WHAT THE HELL MARISSA
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I almost corrected you but I have some amount of self-control re: pedantry on websites where I act like This
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What does That mean
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