People tell me things like Put your hand in hot candle wax is bad and not good do not engage in Put your hand in hot candle wax
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If it’s bad why is it so enjoyable
You should do it mor often
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May is totally not a masochist
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Finally someone who understands me
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I set a makeup brush on fire once messing with candle that was really fun
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May have you ever ate a penny
No never have
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Nothing has ever indicated this at all
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question i’m shamelessly stealing from simpleflips: if there was a penny that doubled in size every day what would you do with it
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That seems extremele dangerous
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you wait for it to be massive then sell it
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Pray for end times (sun gravity earth gravity all Fucked to the Lage Penny)
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the right answer is probably get it as far away from you as you possibly can in the short term but there’s nothing you can really do in the long term. it will eventually become your problem again
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Eventually itll turn into a black hole right? I wanna tie litten next to it coz he has nightmares about that. I wanna watch him squirm
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Ayo?
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Why is tutuu tying me to things
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even if you try to leave earth as fast as you can you really can only go quadratically at best. the penny is expanding exponentially. you’re fucked
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Can’t you live on the penny surface
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Okay pennyboy
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