have you tried parking gay
I think that’s their conclusion in the first place
silviu
who are you talking about
Yes
As it turns out being in between 2 parking spaces is not well liked by other drivers
smh i cant believe theyre gay-phobic
Afraid of homes
I can’t believe they’re afraid of homophones
Interesting split. I didn’t at all when I was younger but when I am fully alone in the house slash dorm room I will
i have definitely said more things to myself out loud in front of people than i would like. sometimes i’m just going through a scenario in my head and then i realize i said a lot of things out loud that might make a bystander think i’m insane
You are insane tho
You play mafia
sometimes I speak out loud like im a video game character in an RPG where you can interact with every object. like ill look at a lamp and be like “This would light up the room if it got dark.” and stuff like that. Highly reccomend
source?
I wish to
sing
We could be besties
“Banana. High in fibre and potassium. Recovers a maximum of 45 HP.”
Alright exam down now straight into the mahjong tournament
That’s not true. I wanted to be unreasonable but I happened to mention having an exam right beforehand in the scheduling chat so someone was like “oh we can push it back a bit” so it’s in an hour. Sadly I have been forced to be reasonable
I got back fast because when there is an exam, there will naturally be a large volume of students walking back from the exam to the dorms at the same time. And if I am walking alongside people, I cannot under any circumstances let anybody pass me. It’s a deep instinct I could not stop if I wanted to. So I walk like as fast as I possibly can because quite often these people will be a solid foot taller than me. None of them know we are racing but we are. I went up all the stairs 2 at a time