Cookie Thread Act 2: Silksong

have you tried parking gay

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I think that’s their conclusion in the first place

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silviu
who are you talking about

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Yes

As it turns out being in between 2 parking spaces is not well liked by other drivers

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smh i cant believe theyre gay-phobic

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Afraid of homes

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I can’t believe they’re afraid of homophones

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Interesting split. I didn’t at all when I was younger but when I am fully alone in the house slash dorm room I will

i have definitely said more things to myself out loud in front of people than i would like. sometimes i’m just going through a scenario in my head and then i realize i said a lot of things out loud that might make a bystander think i’m insane

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You are insane tho

You play mafia

sometimes I speak out loud like im a video game character in an RPG where you can interact with every object. like ill look at a lamp and be like “This would light up the room if it got dark.” and stuff like that. Highly reccomend

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source?

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I wish to

sing

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We could be besties

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“Banana. High in fibre and potassium. Recovers a maximum of 45 HP.”

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Alright exam down now straight into the mahjong tournament

That’s not true. I wanted to be unreasonable but I happened to mention having an exam right beforehand in the scheduling chat so someone was like “oh we can push it back a bit” so it’s in an hour. Sadly I have been forced to be reasonable

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I got back fast because when there is an exam, there will naturally be a large volume of students walking back from the exam to the dorms at the same time. And if I am walking alongside people, I cannot under any circumstances let anybody pass me. It’s a deep instinct I could not stop if I wanted to. So I walk like as fast as I possibly can because quite often these people will be a solid foot taller than me. None of them know we are racing but we are. I went up all the stairs 2 at a time

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