Cookie Thread Act 2: Silksong

Ultra Fishbucket lizards is a reality now

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what is your driving like

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I failed 4 tests

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Donā€™t have a license

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oh
ngl when I took my test my parallel parking was meh but the guy was like ā€œyeah thatā€™s fineā€

(Note: I was told in the lessons in between each test that I drove perfectly fine and would pass the next one and just kept failing for new kinds of reasons. I took this to the owner of the driving school I took lessons at because, like, clearly I was doing something wrong and they werenā€™t telling me, and he concluded my driving was fine I have an Attitude Problem and then did misogynys at me, to which I responded by giving the fuck up)

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When I was doing my driving test I failed like the parallel thing and the other thing I donā€™t remember but I drove fine so I got my liscence and my god let me tell you, itā€™s so much easier to learn how to drive when you actually can drive

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can confirm
after driving for hundreds of hours i am now better at driving

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WHAT THE FUCK

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They did WHAT?

You donā€™t need to know how to parallel park or how to not run into cones since itā€™s a point system
You only need above x points

I DID A TEST PERFECTLY AND GOT SLIGHTLY TOO CLOSE TO ANOTHER CAR (WHICH HAD APPROACHED ME IN A DRIVING SCHOOL PARKING LOT WHILE I WAS PARALLEL PARKING IN A DRIVING SCHOOL CAR) ON THE PARALLEL PARK (AFTER THEY MADE ME RESTART THE FIRST TIME) AND GOT FAILED

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They did misogynys at me

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Oh well I failed once when I was exiting the driver test
I failed my driving test like two times and had to take it at the dmv

Women can drive moment?!?

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i have trauma from my attempts of driving id rather die than sit behind the wheel again

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Itā€™s like a paradox I got competent at driving when I was allowed to drive

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the driving test instructor said i did, and i quote (or at least paraphrase), ā€œreally well.ā€

i got a 73. the minimum to pass is a 70

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i did fail my first parallel park attempt but i was allowed to try again. for some reason

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I couldnā€™t see out of the back window cause I was too short in the seat (I have long legs so even worse than base 5ā€™4) and so I was going slowly and cautiously. And the guy. The owner of the driving school who was giving me a lesson because I complained to him. He tells me Iā€™m going too slow (I AM BACKING UP IN AN EMPTY STREET) and I say well my visibility is low so I want to be cautious and heā€™s a full head taller than me goes ā€œIā€™m the same height as you in the seat and I can seeā€ and thatā€™s bullshit and I explain to him that it is bullshit being as polite as I possibly fucking can and he does NOT like this so he stops the lesson and makes us go back to the driving school. And tells my parents I have an Attitude Problem

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