Cookie Thread Act 2: Silksong

And I passed with flying colors! Wooo! May aren’t you so happy for me?

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I’m so good at driving now I have my liscence

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DIE

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FoL took sooo long to send mt death wish is there something wrong

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Maybe you should take yours on a Friday when the dmv doesn’t really want to do anything intensive

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MY FIRST ONE WAS A FRIDAY AT 4PM

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Seems like you have a skill issue, I passed mine ny third time with flying colors

IT SUCKED IT WAS A SUPER BUSY STREET THERE WERE PEDESTRIANS EVERYWHERE. AND KIDS ON BIKES WHO THE GUY GOT MAD AT ME FOR NOT TAILGATING

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mine was cysrtal clear

KIDS FAMOUSLY FALL OFF FUCKING BICYCLES ASSHOLE. YES I COULD HAVE FOLLOWED THEM. NO I DID NOT WANT TO

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Anyway driving is extremely painful for me so whatever I’m not evne mad I don’t have my license (so mad)

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We didn’t even have traffic lights

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I spent ONE FUCKING YEAR driving so fucking often and it is actual torture. It kills like nothing else. And they failed me four times

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that reminds me have you ever just. not noticed a traffic light :joy_cat:
i have

Sometimes I just end up at my destination

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I would start crying uncontrollably halfway through every driving lesson and every time I would explain no I do not want to stop it’s literally fine it’s just painful. I won’t injure myself it just hurts. And it fucking hurts

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our drivers license center is genuinely only open 3 days every two weeks. i pushed my drivers test back a week because it was raining and i didn’t want to push my luck

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On the plus side when I failed my first driving test my mom agreed to go halvsies with me on Splatoon 3 as a consolation gift (didn’t want to buy it myself because I didn’t play Splatoon 2 like at all) and look where that went

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if it makes you feel better, doing the test at the dmv made me realize that, dmv people figured it out, as long as people showed basic competence in being able to drive down a street, with a license they will be better drivers in no time

The owner guy got really mad at me for adjusting the seat so my arms were “too extended” and I was like it causes me extreme knee pain to have it ant closer. And he was very insistent on me doing it The Proper Way so I did it and I again had tears in my eyes visibly the whole time and also as soon as I tried to get out of the car and stand up I collapsed

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