Cookie Thread Act 2: Silksong

I’m so glad I learned how to parallel park, it was really helpful the zero amount of times ive needed to use it

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ngl I have completely forgotten how to parallel park now bthtbhtbhtbhtbhtb
it turns out it is like
never used

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The first guy who failed me (did explicit misogynys as soon as I walked out of his office I overheard him) told me I was too cautious & slow at intersections (I WAS BLINDED BY THE SUN AND COULD NOT SEE FOR A MOMENT) (IT WAS 4PM IN A BUSY CITY WITH PEDESTRIANS EVERYWHERE) & failed me

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You should have taken out a clipboard and gave him a failing grade

-5 points for bad attitude
-10 points for being a jerk
-20 points for telling may to drive faster which may result in them hitting black kittens

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you are yelling so much, angy woman, i am scared :fearful:

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The second time I was failed a car tried to illegally pass me while I was changing lanes. I checked my blind spot and I saw in my blind spot No Car because the car was Peacefully Driving Behindme and they went well fuck them in particular I hope they fail their driving test and tried to very illegally speed past me as I was changing lanes and if you hit the brake at the same time the instructor does that is Instructor Intervention and it is an instant fail

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i did also just. not know where my front window defroster was when asked. on account of it being june and me having started learning in may

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to be fair this is probably something i should’ve learned. but i didn’t need it. by virtue of it being june

idk if I have a front window defroster
generally I do that by putting the heat on max and having it blast the windshield

If you asked me what most things in my car did I couldn’t give an answer

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The guy afterward was explicitly like “yeah that was super illegal you would have been 0% at fault if there were an accident but uhhhm instant fail”

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Oh wait I have a story that could piss may off so much

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So, you know how I failed the driving test two times

The way it works is there’s tbis driving school that did the tests for me, so I go there and the driving instructor gives the test, they have this whole route and eveyrbing

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i could piss may off by pointing out that i failed the drivers test zero times. somehow

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it turns out, if you fail twice, you must take it at the dmv…and…

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The dmv driving test was driving down a street, during a uturn, then driving back to the dmv

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The fourth time I had just done a refresher lesson where the instructor was like yeah your manuevers and everything are fine but you wait too long to turn out of the parkinglot. They’ll think you’re Not Confident.

And then I went to take the test and at this point I have been driving like a normal person with my parents in the passenger seat for a good year so I have normal person driving in my mind and not driving test driving. And so I go to take a turn out of the parking lot, spurred on by this instructor’s words, and they go “too soon you were too close to that car instant fail”

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which was especially impressive considering i had gotten my permit and started learning how to drive barely over a month earlier

GO TO HELL

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