Cookie Thread Act 2: Silksong

how the FUCK did i forget about the lions

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go cats

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chiefs pre-mahomes

we just kicked the shit out of the eagles it was cathartic

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arguably chiefs this year too, but almost entirely in spite of mahomes

they’re doing okay this season actually (lolbears) but this is like the first time in longer than I’ve been alive

the lions are good now. the detroit pistons took their awful detroit sports curse and they have taken it HARD

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also the broncos, somehow even when they win they provide for the greatest comedy you can imagine

so true :pensive:

i think its literally every NFL team because american football is a clown sport

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orangeandblack5 jumpscare

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i don’t like american football but i appreciate its’ existence

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I watch every pistons game now. I am more excited when the pistons lose than when the thunder win because it just gets funnier and funnier

the cowboys have only fought bad teams this season that’s why their scores are so good
-every eagles fan before losing to the cowboys by 20 points

in the NBA, a disaster draft may occur when five or more players on a single team “die or are dismembered.” would it be optimal for the detroit pistons to-

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why dismembered specifically

this is the worst thing anyone could do btw. killian hayes is a terrorist

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in terms of wider american sports I have to give a shoutout to the Colorado Rockies. truly, the most Also There team in sports

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rulebook said it, not me