Cookie Thread Act 2: Silksong

You think i watch that shit??

the dodgers are never making ohtani available unfortunately

do they all say dismemberment

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you try pitching a baseball without a fucking arm

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I mean unless your name is ben simmons, losing arms would likely strongly impact your ability to play basketball

oddly enough as far as i can tell the nfl’s does not mention dismemberment. which is wild

dismemberment is kinda important in manual activities that involve all four limbs of your body

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blood bowl ass rule

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as far as i can tell it is just 15 players being disabled. and i suppose dismemberment would disable a player

okay so it’s the 26-man roster and not the 40-man, so you can’t kill minor leaguers to get a disaster draft

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has a disaster draft ever happened

particularly in the basketball rulebooks case incapacitated would probably work fine

the nhl’s also does not mention dismemberment (even though it’s the league where dismemberment is frankly the most likely) it just says “are killed or disabled”

i don’t think anyone has ever shot up an nfl team nor has any starred in final destination which is the only way i can ever see one happening

the rules were developed because of plane crashes

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a plane crash is going to kill an entire roster, or at the very least cause grave injuries

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fun fact not too long ago someone was killed in a game of hockey after someone’s skates slashed his throat open

a KHL team died in a plane crash recently and they would’ve held a disaster draft had they not just opted to not play that season

by recently i mean 2011. whatever

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is that a foul