the only way to get out of playing in the nfl is if you’re permanently put into a wheelchair
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sorry im just imagining someone writing a version of American Pie for the fucking Arizona (Football) Cardinals and im throwing up laughing
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Airsafety regulations have been invented by plane creators to sell more planes
Do not let them trick you
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my favorite genre of sports team name is “named after another team from the city but then one of them moved”
planes aren’t real
utah and it’s popping jazz scene
los angeles and it’s lakes
THE DAY
THE FOOOOTBALL DIED
SINGING BYE BYE MR. AMERICAN PIE
DROVE MY CHEVVY INTO THE LEVY BUT THE LEVY WAS DRY
AND THOSE GOOD OLD BOYS WERE DRINKING WHISKEY AND RYE
SINGING “MAN THE CARDINALS FUCKING SUCK THIS YEAR”
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you think giant metal birds can fly?
next time you get on a plane wait 30 minutes and tell the flight attendant you’d like to get off there
they’ll start making up all sorts of reasons that you can’t do that
i think shitty songs written about tragedies are the funniest thing but only 30 years after
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i think american pie is a bad song but it’s greatly enjoyable because of how smart and profound and sad it thinks it is compared to how it actually is
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…2,831 days
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I did a stickspin without looking
9/11 is funny already
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At the wiki pag e
its stucj in my head now thanks to you i hope youre happy
the united kingdom
it’s especially funny now that it got revealed that sean mcdermott did 9/11. and he thought he could get away with it
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honestly I think bad things are funny… they call me marissa “way too soon way too far” lastname because I am dropping killer lines about breakups the hour they happen. undisputed goat
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tutuu either thinks 9/11 jokes are really funny or thinks hes on to something and i cant tell