Cookie Thread Act 2: Silksong

Bad things are very funny when they happen to me and I don’t know why other people don’t understand that

like “oh no this is the worst thing that’s ever happened we must never forget so this never happens again”. biitch you gave the guy who did it the weapons he used to do it and you took “give more people more weapons” from it

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fym lastname you doxx your full name every 5 seconds on average. to be fair you did send it to me like 800 times but im counting it

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If I’m making a joke about a bad thing that happened to me then clearly I want it treated with levity. That is clearly the desirable outcome. So why do you go “oh I’m so sorry” and get all sad. 1984! Let me make my joke

one of my friends had a pregnancy scare with their ex-partner and didnt know that ttheir partner fully told people about it and then I randomly was like “oh btw are y’all gonna raise the baby together” that day infront of a bunch of ppl. my bad

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you have to wait 21 years for it to be funny to make fun of, sorry may

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Marissa,,,,,,,,,,,,,

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OK computer set reminder for december 11th 2044 “Eating disorder joke”

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it was a killer line. especially funny considering the person i was talking to didn’t know I knew. or that anyone knew. out of left field

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time to post one of my favorite poorly aged articles

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sometimes i say things because I think theyre funny and i just get looked at with absolute horror because they are not human experiences that are normal. favourite genre of sentence

great work, The Independent. that’s definitely what Osama Bin Laden was doing

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if only he kept building roads

also tbf the article itself says that neither he nor his direct comrades ever saw any signs of american help so it’s not that fair to blame the USA for him-in-particular

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other similar cases

yes absolutely

the article is not my source for that claim, there is a huge amount of evidence that the US nearly-directly gave money to mujahadeen fighters that eventually got coalesced by Bin Laden

strictly speaking, “you gave the guy the guns” is not 100% true but the outcome of what they actually did is basically the same

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like, did the US directly give Osama bin Laden money? we can’t say for sure, but there’s lots of programmes that very much were in the business of heavily arming islamist millitants and granting them passage to Afghanistan purely to try to screw over the Soviets and then being shcoked when they started to grow a passionate hatred against the US

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i’d honestly say they probably didn’t? but i’m hardly a scholar on the subject so don’t take anything I say on this matter with any kind of authority

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same, obviously

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what i will say is that they did the closest thing they could to directly giving the guy who would later be the chief architect behind 9/11 (sort of) funding and weapons without outright doing it

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