Cookie Thread Act 2: Silksong

some of them are songs made by members of conservapedia and they are exactly as unhinged as you’d expect

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Can’t resist a good scam

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babe have you ever pretended to date someone for boba tea. or an advantage in mafia by having a better read on that person

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If I did, it’dve been a complete failure, given you also have the same advantage on me in mafia. Truly, love is equally scamming each other

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Can someone send me the major points of this it won’t load

  • Dont be gay LOL skill issue
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Ok but

making bets with the devil is apparently conservapedia approved, as long as you win

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Ok you know I think I’m probably wrong if I would say that

I was gonna say “surely there must be more”

“Repetitive activities have a significant influence on one’s sexuality, such as whether a male becomes a figure skater (pro-gay) or a baseball player (virtually no gays), or a female becomes a basketball player (pro-lesbian) or a ballerina (virtually no lesbians). Chess appears to deter homosexuality in both genders.”

that should about summarize it

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we do however know that last line to be false so i think they fucked up somewhere

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@May

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Baseball player (virtually no gays)

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Repetitive activities such as having gay sex

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Dont

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I found this history of gay baseball once

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I can actually recommend it highly

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