Shower Head Salesman
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dont say foreshadowing dont say foreshadowing
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Iām going to become a shower head salesman
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yeah i left that part in specifically because oh my god how do you get 35 girls as a shower head salesman
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ON THE JOB
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how much boba tea do you want from me
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Iām asking the OTHER women for boba youāre fine
im imagining a situation where someone accuses their s/o of cheating and they go āno, no, im just a con artist!ā
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oh my god its breaking bad
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LITERALLY breaking bad
wikipedia for schizos and other mentally unwell individuals
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you dont have to call me out like this
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iām thinking about conservapediaās page of conservative songs
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like half of them are blatantly not conservative and i canāt tell whether itās part of the elaborate bit that is conservapedia as a whole or if theyāre just genuinely fooled
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admittedly iām being quite rude to schizos
āthere are roaches under my skinā is way less insane than some of the shit these fuckers put out
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there are no mentions of boba tea on conservapedia
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yeah that was goign to be my follow up
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on behalf of the schizo community,
Mage killer