Cookie Thread Act 2: Silksong

Arguably I should be asking “stop correctly executing me” given I have been so 70% of the time but thatone feels more under my control. That feels more my fault

play 1 game on sc2
roll mafia
get executed
win
refuse to elaborate

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I wasn’t executed. Litten shot me at SoD2. In an anonymous, very large game. Blindly.

He simply owns my soul and I have to live with that.

He was very nearly the only townie to ever shoot a wolf all game.

Im in debate class and almost everyone is insufferable

The quiet students are my fav coz they’re expressing the intelligence to realize this class is trash and we just need to stay quiet and endure and write a dumb paper and pass and move on. The annoying ones are happy at the opportunity to talk dumb shit

The professor is unironically taking into account zodiac signs when it comes to debates pls explain to me how am i supposed to perceive him as a professional who has hot takes that come from a place of expertise

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Lol just noticed someone drew a swastika on my desk

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“Zodiacs is just racism from young white women”
–Contemporary philosopher

We out there exploring the space and we still believe in multiple versions of santa for adults. Brazy bro

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happy “the world has not, in fact, ended” day!

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Are you sure

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well, worlds don’t really end, the horror of nuclear fallout is that it would transform the world into something unrecognisably horrible, not that the world would just stop happening. same with climate change

with that said, Stanislav Petrov did deliberately choose to not report a false alarm indicating that the US was firing nuclear missles at the USSR, thereby preventing full-scale mutually assured destruction, so in that specific regard the world has not ended

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Then I am glad I am not a walking soul in an imaginary world!

while mass extinction is absolutely possible, the real thing we have to stop is something far harder to emotionally handle than the collapse of civilisation: everything getting worse and just not stopping anyway

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however on the plus side Florida is going to be temporary. are you guys excited to eventually live in a world without Florida

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What is going to happen to floridians? Emigrate?

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probably mass emigration to the few areas of the state that won’t be consumed by the rising seas, which will put unfathomable strain on public services and cause untold human suffering

while Florida not existing will be Good I feel bad for the poor floridians

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however Tampa Bay might become an island which sounds hilarious to me

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