Cookie Thread Act 2: Silksong

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The The Angels Angels of Angel-Land (ignore that Anaheim is derived from a saint, not an angel).

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SHOHEI OHTANI IS THE BEST PLAYER TO EVER PLAY BASEBALL AND YOU FUCKERS MADE HIM TEAR HIS UCL BECAUSE YOU DIDN’T WANT TO PAY FOR AN MRII

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that guy’s a future mariner (no he’s not he’s a dodger but shush)!!! stop hurting my best friend Shohei Ohtani!

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the mets want shohei. if shohei signs with the mets he has only himself to blame

i feel like shohei ohtani is too smart and too conscious of his own physical health to sign with the Mets

to all my fellow americans in the chat your phone will buzz uncontrollably in 18 minutes

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It’s almost Extremely Loud Sound Monday Wednesday!!!

like. the Mets have basically the worst medical department in major american sports. but at least they have a Sensory Nook for autistic people so that’s nice (?)

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im not joking by the way
Citi field has a “Sensory Nook”

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the chargers team doctors punctured tyrod taylor’s lung. this would not be nearly as funny if this didn’t give justin herbert the opportunity to be really good, and he’s been their quarterback ever since

AUTISMS MUST GET INTO THE FUCKING NOOK IMMEDIATELY

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you know i legitimately forgot how fucked the position of NFL doctors are. you can basically do anything on the medical staff of an NFL team

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I walked to the wrong-ass building

Mods help

at what point do you write someone off as concussed

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Realised this two flights of stairs in

Nya

depends! if they’re good enough, you don’t! happened a year ago to a player who experienced second impact syndrome on national television, which prompted the nfl to pretend to care about player safety

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