some time ago a game had to be cancelled because a guy got taken down so hard he had a seizure
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if youāre talking about damar hamlin it was a heart thing and he nearly fucking died
if i was an nfl doctor i would immediately call my entire team off the field for concussions after the first snap then quit after putting them all on the IL
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thatās somehow even worse
the nfl tried to keep the game going but both the coaches flat out refused
nfl coaches have had it too good for too long. itās been way too long since a guy has been forced to make an entire team comprised of Some Guys
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Thereās a bunch of signs around here that say like āALUMNIā āGRADUATESā āFRESHMENā āSENIORSā āENGINEERSā and one just says āNERDSā
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apparently it was commotio cordis which is really rare and only happens if your heart is disrupted during a certain 40 millisecond part of its cycle. just an unfortunate accident
longhorns are currently having their best season in a million trillion years and itās making me worried
however
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fun fact
if done correctly, a person would die of dehydration before blood loss if you were to skin them
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bring back the energy of that one time the Eagles kicker was a guy they met in a bar
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once during covid the jets(?) i think? had a woman kicker from some college soccer(?) team because all of their kickers were out
iām frankly sick of people in the NFL knowing how to play american football. in order to get proper slapstick comedy antics you have to tune into a Jets game, and fuck that.
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also once during covid the broncos had to play some random tight end at quarterback because all their quarterbacks were out
well there is the giants this year but i think thatās more sad than funny
the covid season was really funny and we will never see anything like it again
cowboys beat them 40-0 it was like watching a murder in real time
okay well you can also tune into a Falcons game but the Falcons brand of slapstick is more subtle and cerebral than the Jets and quite frankly I want none of that. the Falcons could never do the butt fumble