I have a picture with baker mayfield somewhere
Iāve seen him play live like 3 times
jacob haynes theoretically could do that stuff, because the bit with jacob haynes is that he is an Average Guy, in that anything he does is retroactively redefined to be completely average and normal and everyone does this, except nobody actually does it except him
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tom brady, keeper of the light of gilette stadium
this shit reads like an out of context 17776 crop
Jacob Haynes is the Keeper of Light at Gillette Stadium.
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tom brady is unnerving and strange in ways that theoretically could be normal, and thatās the bit with Haynesposting
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Jacob Haynes keeps his bread in the fridge, but not his butter.
My favourite part of Haynesposting was when youād say something trying to make it, like, strange and off and someone would go āwait I do thatā
Jacob Haynesā best friend is named Gronk.
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He stated, āI donāt know what I believe. I think thereās a belief system, Iām just not sure what it is.ā
brady what the fuck does this mean
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jacob haynes advocated for bantonio rown to get multiple extra shots in the league and got burned multiple times
āI THINK THEREāS A BELIEF SYSTEMā yeah fucker there is a belief system. literally everyone has one. why did you pphrase this like that
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every time i look at real life i realize how pointless the existence of satire is
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i think we need an nfl alternate timeline of what if that one bengals player didnāt hit antonio brown in the head during that playoff game
the bengals find another way to lose that playoff game but maybe antonio brown doesnāt get CTE quite as rapidly
i need you to understand that this guy is the single greatest quarterback to ever live
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he isnāt even versatile in the slightest heās just freakishly good at slinging the fucking ball all over the place
heās also really good at willing his defense to be one of the leagueās greatest every single year
he fell off pretty hard this year
well he is fucking old
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