man that eas was crazy does anyone else have a sudden overwhelming urge to vote for joe biden
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i also support the right of ageing quarterbacks to successively retire and unretire like 50 times. NEVER count out Touchdown Tom
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i’m not even certain he’s fucking done.
to this day the colts haven’t had the same quarterback start on opening day for two consecutive years since like. 2014?
mike trout WOULD become a KEEPER OF THE LIGHT in a bell-related ceremony
Speaking of the colts and vikings, I can proudly say I got to watch the biggest blown lead ever live. lolcolts
nah mike trout hasn’t won championships
i mean yeah but what i mean is that they’re weird guys in very similar ways
matt ryan is my goat! no lead is safe when he’s on the field!
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matt ryan has genuinely fucked up a lot but he’s a pretty great quarterback with possibly the worst luck in NFL history
ever since 28-3 he has been in a psionic mind prison from which there is no escape
There was some random lakers player named Matt Ryan who made a buzzer beater winner early last season.
He transcends sports
basically, to use a blaseball metaphor, Tom Brady is just if Jacob Haynes was racist
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mike trout is just if jacob haynes was real
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there is no way they called it the gilette stadium
please tell me that’s for an obscure local reason and not for something else
does jacob haynes mouthkiss his children. and did he lose custody of them in a divorce because he wanted to play one more season. in which he sucked and is retroactively getting outplayed by baker mayfield
Basically every stadium is sponsored. It’s the razor
of course they fucking did and yes it is named after the company
i guess blaseball players can’t get outplayed by baker mayfield. but the blaseball equivalent of baker mayfield