this dude just fucking slurps water from a gigantic pipe, eats nothing, then goes to bed immediately
also i appreciate that he kinda implies that he eats soil
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Vegetarians
When grass eating animals
to be fair, though, all quarterbacks have insane health regimens. i’m still thinking about thes Aaron Rodgers Darkness Retreat
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THE DARKNESS RETREAT
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we do not talk about michael phelps
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I’m stalling for time RN cause I told my mom I’d be out of class at 3PM so meet me then abd she texts me 40 minutes early like “outside your dorm RN :)” and so I want to show up at 3PM to the minute
rodgers just fucking sealed himself in an underground complex in complete darkness for a week like, no reason
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Darkness Retreat
thats the life
Being passive aggressively exactly on time to things is my PASSION
what is this supposed to train
Darkness
ok
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the drama over what team rodgers was gonna end up on and are the jets actually gonna be able to negotiate a trade for him is so funny in retrospect since he got a season ending injury like. 4 plays into the season
I’m a minute late goddamnit
the theory is that by sealing yourself in the darkness for multiple weeks you are forced to comfront your innermost self and see like, the innertmost crevasses of your soul
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not going to the hospital with your wife because the due date is a week away
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Vontaze burfict. Also watched that live (on the TV not there lol).
What a truly horrifying hit to watch
the innermost crevasses of your soul in this case being “what team do i wanna play for next year.” which he still hadn’t decided by the time he left the darkness retreat
and peering into your soul is important for sports performance i guess