Cookie Thread Act 2: Silksong

no as benguin said he was just trying to decide which NFL team to play for

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SHE ISNā€™T HERE LOL

itā€™s even funnier because brett favre also went to the jets when he first left the packers. but he at least lasted for more than 4 plays

in order to do this, he fucking banished himself from the surface into the innermost darkness, and then it didnā€™t even work

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brett favre then resurrected his career with the vikings of all teams. had one of the best seasons of his career. almost no interceptions. then he threw the single worst pass in nfl history in the nfc championship game

the darkness retreat is so funny. itā€™s such new age bullshit i love it

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for as much as i love the jon bois documentary iā€™m sad it didnā€™t include the paul allen call of this moment i have to rectify this injustice

point is that every nfl quarterback is insane. quarterback brain is even stronger than pitcher brain

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i donā€™t know whatā€™s funnier, the fact that multiple good quarterbacks threatened not to play for a certain team if they drafted them, or that that in multiple cases those teams drafted them anyway

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Money Mitch was so real for this

all time nfl tweet, matched only by The Chargers Tweet:

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How havenā€™t I seen this this is so funny

in fairness there are a lot of really good tweets
that website is a hellhole but it has some real gold

most of them, admittedly, are dril tweets but stil

twitter as of recently can be described with the phrase ā€œAnd then it got worseā€

I havenā€™t been in a car in so long

was this from that one time where literally every official account on twitter posted a 1 word explanation of what they do