Cookie Thread Act 2: Silksong

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#7144

guys what do you do when all of your friends form a polycule without you

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#7145

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#7146

if you cant beat em join em

#7147

terrorism

#7148

wanna know how to make a fertilizer bomb

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#7149
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#7150

i could write a dissertation on how perfectly this video captures the complete inanity of american politics in the funniest way possible.e verything wrong with america is represented in this clip. trump isn’t even the focal point he’s just the vessel through which this moment was channelled

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#7151

ed balls

#7152

yeah i love this video

#7153

TIMO MENTIONED

#7154

wow i didn’t know that, you’ re telling me that right now for the first time,

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#7155

to get more historical, the best George W. Bush quote is a hard competition, but I think it has to be either:

Fool me once, shame on - shame on you. Fool me - you can’t get fooled again.

or

They misunderestimated me.

or

I know the human being and fish can co-exist peacefully.

all three of these are also, coincidentally, things May would say

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#7156

I straight up forgot trump was PRESIDENT like im repressing it so heavily

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#7157

have you ever seen bush and may in the same room together?

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#7158

first you’ll obviously need fertilizer
minimum 32%

#7159

my lawyer has advised me not to continue

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#7160

honorable mentions for Bush quotes:

One of the great things about books is sometimes there are some fantastic pictures.

The vast majority of our imports come from outside the country.

Our enemies are innovative and resourceful, and so are we. They never stop thinking about new ways to harm our country and our people, and neither do we.

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#7161

i have not ever seen George W. Bush and May in the same room, no, but in fairness I haven’t seen either of them in person

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#7162

should i bust out some dan quayle quotes? he misspelled potato once

#7163

shoutout to former Australian prime minister Turnbull who once said “The laws of mathematics are commendable. But the only law that matters in Australia, is Autralian law,”

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