Cookie Thread Act 2: Silksong

this is factual by the way you need at least 1/3 nitrogen to create an adequate fertilizer bomb

he’s just working with the indiana precedent

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australia is a kind of wasteland of reality in which the very laws of logic themselves can be superceded by legislation

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we could fix australia by just putting a river down the middle. next world superpower right there

indiana tried to claim squaring the circle was possible by lawful fiat once

that would not fix australia it doesn’t get any less hostile just because you made it livable

no it fixes australia
name one hostility that remains

spider rain

australia is excited to announce that they have repealed the Axiom of Choice, and ZFC Set Theory is no longer valid in Australian territory

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thats the best part! making a river down the middle would get rid of a home for all the animals so theyre just gone!

putting a river down the middle of australia, thereby setting off a complicated series of ecological events that over the course of a few thousand years causes drop bears to become real

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bold of you to assume that cane toads don’t just overrun all of australia

who tf allowed this you can just blow up all their homes and they despawn?

it is extremely funny that in oceeana the two biggest islands are like:

  • australia, the hell island home to most of the most deadly species on earth
  • aotearoa, the funny island whose only native species are silly birds
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oceeana

look i’m tired and reading up on history in between posts you can’t blame me for getting a few spellings wrong

pretty much. personally i have no reason to think any animal in the hellpit of australia is worth saving. so we’ll all be fine. better even. river means we can have some of the good shit. I think if we dont do this we all die

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this thread is my way of escaping because im finishing up an essay. I like being able to say shit without sourcing it. Like i am required to put sources in here like what the fuck you want me tell you a hypothetical how am I supposed to source a hypothetical

SOURCE: i made it up in my head