“they don’t do much” my ass
This is a poem about the platypus that my friend recited for Winterfest when I was in second grade. I do not remember my own poem
to be fair, the conspicuous falseness of that statement is the joke in the series
oh by the way if you survive platypus venom one of its’ other effects is to significantly amplify all other pain recieved for months
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i still cannot stress this enough this is the single most terrifying thing to think about them
Research Is Ongoing as to why exactly they’re like this
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I can’t watch this 
anyway back to reading a fascinating paper on the history of the Indian Ocean and a review of the literature surrounding it
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i saw the word “paper” and somehow ended up believing you were reading something about super paper mario im too tired
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just remembered that time obama hired a translator
except the language was rage
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MY PLAGIARISM SCORE IS ACCEPTABLE!!!
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I checked what did set it off and one of the data points is literally just the word “of”
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sports
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“When it’s done being warm, it’s cold” - Woman in the store making small talk with us
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thats deep
I went in there and nothing had prices on it and then I checked a sweater that finally had a marked price and it was $225
May my plagiarism score is only 5% and I didnt get flagged for AI despite typing VERY autistically. Proud days
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Made a polite excuse and left quickly afterward
yeah this is why I love crime
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the most similar paper is one from another college who had a very similar introduction. who is this guy and why do they speak like me