Pretty sure he did this to ensure there wasn’t audio of him saying “shame on me”, which makes JOE BIDEN IS A RABID DOG even funnier
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to be fair joe biden basically glassed belgrade himself [citation needed] so it’s not exactly wrong
how does one source the voices in their head
is it personal communications
cite
species on new zealand/aotearoa are like “this is the Silly Bird. it subsists entirely upon friendship and will die of heartbreak if you look at it wrong”
species on australia are like “this is the Grumblefuck. it excretes 40 different toxins, each of which are incurable and cause certain death in a completely unique manner, and it regularly dips its’ claws in them. it is the size of a flea and if you look at one wrong it will systematically slaughter your entire family”
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i value and love both islands and long for them to finally give their indigenous peoples their land back and exist in proper harmony, but jesus fucking christ australia is a mess
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MEEE
phineas and ferb’s greatest sin was convincing people that platypi are normal things and it makes sense that they exist
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i checked its personal communication
platypuses can fucking sense you based on electronic signals sent by muscle contraction. this is how they locate their prey
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literally esping irl
platypuses look like Perry The Platypus but only under black light. this was not known when Phineas and Ferb was made
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the fact that they glow under blacklight is deeply concerning in a great many ways
why do they glow under blacklight oh god why do they glow
this wikipedia article is driving me insane. platypus venom is unbelievably painful to humans and deadly to small animals. it is administered through a male platypus via them stabbing you with the back of their ankle
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ANKLE SPURS? that’s how they poison you? fucking spurs on the back of the ankles?
could you imagine if the back of your ankes containes a spike that would cause unfathomable pain to anyone you managed to stab with it
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The platypus is not like us,
it’s made of different things.
Although it has a duck-like bill,
it hasn’t any wings.
Its coat is furry when not wet
it seems a proper mess.
I wouldn’t like it as a pet,
for reasons you can guess.
Can you imagine coming home,
full of goodwill and laughter?
But when you see the platypus,
it’s like the morning after.