don’t worry may you won’t know what either of those are until it is too late
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WHO WANTS TO KNOW A FUN FACT ABOUT THE BUTTON
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All I know is that Nothing There makes sounds
lobotomy corporation is an alright game but it’s also complete bullshit. this is a huge part of why it’s a good game.
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if you click it enough times it will save and crash your game, purging all your equipped ego gear :)
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I’m addicted to having 0 deaths
Fuck you. send a guy into the box with the aleph-class abnormality. Now.
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I don’t even want to have 0 deaths I just have to have 0 deaths. And a person in every slot. Because
i can flex being the only one here who actually beat the game 
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angela is sending the manager emails being like “dude just let someone die please you’re scaring me.” to no avail.
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I restart days so so so much
well okay you’ve probably killed some clerks. but those guys don’t count
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OOPS LOOKS LIKE I FORGOT ABOUT THE CROSS KILLING MY LEVEL II GUY AGAIN TIME TO RESTART THE ENTIRE DAY
enkephalin is only a power source used in the context lobotomy corporation uses it otherwise it’s just meth
lobotomy corporation clerk Ypsilon4 has the worst day of their life every single day
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I’ve been assured that eventually I will see the day where I must give this up but I haven’t hit it yet
they keep walking by rooms and then The Fuckster comes out. and they’ve got to Watch Out
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And then they walk into The Fuckster’s mouth. Triggering Big Bird to break out. Triggering the Firebird to break out. In the hallway where there’s a bunch of thorns because I touched the apple. Triggering all my guys to get burned to death badly. Because they hate me
It used to*
And Punishing Bird is already out so there’s a whole big deal of it