Cookie Thread Act 2: Silksong

General
#7704

May tried to use the rabbit button btw italy.

and the most fucking funniest thing happened

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#7705

To be clear I used it badly on purpose cause the day was fucked

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#7706

it has almost gotten me so many times its unreal

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#7707

it was the fact you pushed it and instantly summoned apocalypse bird in an area of your facility which did not have the rabbits in

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#7708

the lore of lobotomy corporation is funny because it’s all fucking nightmarish and yet almost every character treats it just as like, a workplace inconvenience

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#7709

Just like realife

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#7710

“yeah. yeah sorry it’s one of the Ordeals. outside my office.”

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#7711

and then a guy is like “hey WHAT THE FUCK” and then Angela is like “Shoot Them. Now.”

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#7712

Lobotomy Corporation is like Undertale. True Pacifist run

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#7713

The friendly management game where nobody has to die

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#7714

So true

#7715

Except clerks who aren’t people

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#7716

Nightmarish crying rings through the facility. Everyone knows what that means.

“A minor inconvenience”

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#7717

and then you get an email from Yesod being like “you fucking dumbass i hate you i wish you were never born”

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#7718

I have that guy and I refuse to accept any deaths

#7719

Last time it triggered it was a random clerk who took so long to walk there that Blue Star broke out in the meantime

#7720

rip bozo

#7721

you get more on that if you play library of ruina
it is in fact a workplace inconvenience

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#7722

i wanna play library of ruina but i just dont enjoy the gameplay

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#7723

being a worker in lobotomy corporation probably has better survival rates than living in the backstreets of sector W