Cookie Thread Act 2: Silksong

i’d just pick one of my most embarrassing moments

Well I mean you only get three. Don’t necessarily get to pick them. Grey is all of your favourite songs

i remember most of the names of my favorite songs anyway. they are mostly in the lyrics

the ones that aren’t are evil but i can figure them out

@May.
You have the power to wake up ugly. Sounds pretty terrible, except you can wake up looking like an ugly version of someone else.

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Actually the Among Us power.

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We do a little voting Jana on account of shapeshifting

i already have this power does it naturally come with the ability to look like someone else

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Sorry I was categorising Tumblr posts as different types of poems

Can’t decide whether this one is type two or three or four
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Have you tried?

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You have the power of being unable to count? Cool, you miscount how much ammunition you have, giving you an unlimited amount.

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So May.
If I misspell a word, it applies a different meaning.

I meant to access my bank account but I happened to misspell it as your name instead. Whoops, I have access to your bank account.

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These are good powers

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It’s very easy to get into the average Splatoon player’s bank account the password is always 5555

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Why is the sky grinning now?

(People put that as their lobby password for private battles because the cursor starts on 5 and the password is more just a courtesy “hey this is a tournament game/scrim don’t come in here” than an actual security measure. Every time we play a team and they make hte password 5555 I say “me when I’m hacking a Splatoon player’s bank account and I guess the password first try”)

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Hapy :)

I chose brown pill
I was in a spelling bee
I was against someone 2 grades above me
We both couldn’t spell this one word that started with a “D”
But that dude went first and got the first word I memorized on the list
The easiest
“Castle”
And won just like that

In the 5th grade geography bee I forgot about the fucking Yellow River and lost to the kid whose entire LIFE was geography. Like he was THE geography kid his entire life was travel he was trying to get a pilot licebse one point. I almost beat him I almost did

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