Between Splatoon 1 and Splatoon 2 all the specials were completely reworked as they were very powerful and needed to be less powerful. And also some required the Wii U Gamepad. And it was implied in the lore that the in-universe reason for this was that all the old specials were made illegal, for essentially being performance-enhancing drugs. And that everyone just came up with new not-technically-banned drugs afterward I guess
i hope the switch 2 is just a switch with a gamepad. if you wanna play a switch game portably you have to balance the gamepad and the switch on your lap like some kind of fucked up ds
omfg yes! i love splatoon lore
Nya
I donât actually think it even got substantially bigger but itâs Very Large now
how is the kraken illegal but the larger kraken not illegal
Bigger Mike
mike?
(Hereâs the actual original this is a Blaseball parody)
what the fuck
Anyway Kraken Royale has a lot of startup and end lag and it doesnât 1-shot so itâs actually way worse than the S1 version. S1 specials in general were much more strong and generally ridiculous than the S3 standard
Barry was (and still is) an exquisite poster and Iâm glad his genius is seeing recognition outside the Blaseball community into the wider Tumblr ecosystem these days
GOD I LOVE BIGGER LUKE
missed opportunity to say i love BL moving on
if you told inkling splatoon 3 you were gay theyâd be like âsome people like using squiffer⌠some people like using bloblobber⌠what matters is you paint the fieldâ and then theyâd rev up a weird gun and start painting the field and splat 4 other inklings
what matters is you paint the field is so true