Cookie Thread Act 2: Silksong

Between Splatoon 1 and Splatoon 2 all the specials were completely reworked as they were very powerful and needed to be less powerful. And also some required the Wii U Gamepad. And it was implied in the lore that the in-universe reason for this was that all the old specials were made illegal, for essentially being performance-enhancing drugs. And that everyone just came up with new not-technically-banned drugs afterward I guess


Not kidding

i hope the switch 2 is just a switch with a gamepad. if you wanna play a switch game portably you have to balance the gamepad and the switch on your lap like some kind of fucked up ds

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omfg yes! i love splatoon lore

Nya

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Nya


The change in description here is very funny. It Got Larger

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I don’t actually think it even got substantially bigger but it’s Very Large now

how is the kraken illegal but the larger kraken not illegal

Bigger Mike

mike?

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(Here’s the actual original this is a Blaseball parody)

what the fuck

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Anyway Kraken Royale has a lot of startup and end lag and it doesn’t 1-shot so it’s actually way worse than the S1 version. S1 specials in general were much more strong and generally ridiculous than the S3 standard

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Barry was (and still is) an exquisite poster and I’m glad his genius is seeing recognition outside the Blaseball community into the wider Tumblr ecosystem these days

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GOD I LOVE BIGGER LUKE

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missed opportunity to say i love BL moving on

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if you told inkling splatoon 3 you were gay they’d be like “some people like using squiffer… some people like using bloblobber… what matters is you paint the field” and then they’d rev up a weird gun and start painting the field and splat 4 other inklings

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what matters is you paint the field is so true

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