Cookie Thread Act 2: Silksong

seems like a very responsible idea that could have no negative repercussions

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She’s trying to calculate driving distances around Boston

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By sight. She keeps forgetting to account for the singularity

Teenagers nowadays amirite

the singularity. is there a black hole in boston

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Traffic singularity yes

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by the cosmic censorship hypothesis the boston traffic singularity must be surrounded by some sort of event horizon. i honestly believe this it’s probably what makes boston the way it is

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She’s going through the Wikipedia list now

Which means she’s trying to read a list of Massachusetts towns aloud

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Getting absolutely humiliated in the group chat saying “bill-air-ick-uh???”

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she’ll get it eventually

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She already eliminated it cause I’m a master wolf

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may will say this and people will still say they’re polarized

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I made an extremely awkward joke and she iddn’t even detect it. Litten would’ve been on it immediately

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Dox battleship is not a very interesting game

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really? it sounds incredibly interesting

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this is coming from someone who likes to recreationally browse google maps and is probably a dedicated run and a paywall away from being a geoguessr player

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See it’s interesting for the guesser but the role of game master is to sit there and say “no” repeatedly

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Occasionally I throw her another crumb. Like she’ll mention a town and I say “I went to school there”. Except it’s almost always true but misleading which means I get to say no even more

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Nicaragua*