To be fair, they’re in the next building. You won’t see their eyes, probably.
May not calling the police so the nice killer can try to kill them next
Oh geez, this next scenario is hilarious.
well yeah how are they gonna fucking do it. if i was on the first floor i’d be worried because window. unless they have a rope they’re not getting in that way and i can barricade the door
Because he is in a wheel chair paralysed from the waist down.
Leave him be. take what you need and destroy nothing of sentimental value and leave.
according to my google cloud im gonna be charged -£0.02 this month
People without imagination always dies first
Seems like a bother so I won’t
i love you
Imagine it’s a Christmas. A young child is visited by Santa and is given two presents: a Soccer ball and a bicycle, but the kid wasn’t happy. Why not?
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easy. no limbs
They found out Santa isn’t real
this is just a fundamental attribution error test. clearly the kid already has a soccer ball and a bicycle (or the bike isn’t their size and it’s clearly just for the parent who bought it)
The child has undiagnosed chronic pain and all forms of exercise are deeply and intensely miserable and they assumed their whole life that other people who seemed to enjoy them were just particularly masochistic.
Because he is in a wheel chair paralysed from the waist down.
You are robbing a house in the dead of night. The homeowner leaves their bedroom and sees you, and runs to hide in the closet. You see this happen, and you have a knife. What do you do?
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barricade the closet
if they didn’t see my face i’m just moving on and finding another house. not worth the murder charges i just came there to steal shit
It’s the dead of night, the light is off, I’m smart enough to rob a stranger instead of someone I know. There’s no reason to upgrade this to a risk of a murder charge when them tattling won’t do all that much damage. When I leave the room, they’re likely to call the cops, so gotta be careful on the way out, but… like… I’m not gonna stab them LOL
leave, steal their car, ditch it in the woods and hitch hike home
Leave him be. take what you need and destroy nothing of sentimental value and leave.
You live in an apartment on the fifth floor, still late at night. Before heading to bed, you look out the window and witness a murderer killing someone in an adjacent building. This killer sees you as well. Immediately, the killer points at you and flicks their finger up and down a few times. What is the killer signalling?
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Do they want me to not be a witness? Most people killing people have some motive and aren’t just doing it to kill people. I doubt it means I’m next. Turning out the lights doesn’t help me not be a witness, really, though.
Why would they be flicking their finger up and down anyway
it might be a “you’re next if you report this” symbol but. how the fuck are they gonna get to me i’m on the fifth floor. can’t get to me by window. if i lock and barricade the door you’re not getting in bozo
You know how many witnesses you make breaking into a second apartment building? We’re on the fifth fucking floor. They should not be that concerned with Me Specifically
easy. no limbs
hazard we are twinning
They’re a goddamn idiot if I’m their primary concern
Hazard and Story are looking like psychopaths here.
There’s CAMERAS dumbass
You know how many witnesses you make breaking into a second apartment building? We’re on the fifth fucking floor. They should not be that concerned with Me Specifically
We never accused them of being the brightest bulb
i feel like your empathy test is more of an autism test
If someone murders me they want me soooo bad they’re obsessed
confusion