Cookie Thread Act 2: Silksong

It’s a pun

Bell is wearing a bell

I am reading a light novel where the descendants of a disowned noble is constantly mocking the boy in his head and it’s hilarous so far

“ Y-Yeah, guess so. I…didn’t really recognize any of the foods on the menu.” I glanced away. It was all I could do to mumble my agreement.

My actions seemed to once again spur the voices to life.

“Nope. This kid is way too pitiful.”

“Being ignorant of the world is one thing, but this is ridiculous.”

“He’s only making it because the girl is so considerate and kind, but any normal person would have dumped him by the wayside at this point.”

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You

“I swear, I’m not insane, I’m just being constantly criticized by my dead relatives”

may likes to dump cats by the wayside?

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the bird population would be displeased by this

Breaking news: historical founders are sexist, who knew

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I never said the girl was me

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But yes

This is the first time I have ever eeen a protagonist to use () to explain that they (the protagonist) aren’t sexist and merely just providing an explanation

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This is actually a gem

Like it’s not bookworm
Nothing will be bookworm
But it’s much funnier than it had any rights to be

Only seven chapters in and the protagonist is now mentally broken

AWESOME

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Ideally this is what Lobotomy Corporation does to me

Has it happened yet?

No

Yes.