Cookie Thread Act 2: Silksong

the splat roller is the best weapon because it’s in smash bros

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My faovurite or the best

Both

My favourite is the fucking shoe guns. Dark Tetra Dualies
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They are the most aggressive weapon in the game and I play them exclusively.

The best weapon is like. Hard to answer right now it was easier before

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This motherfucker is extremely good one of the best main weapons in the game has a great special. But very few people (in the West) ever play it. Why? You gotta mash ZR to get its full range and nobody wants to destroy their wrists like that

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It’s an evil evil evil evil evil weapon

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great power at great cost

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Weapon That Injures You In Real Life

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we have decided to add in sensors to detect how injuried you are irl and to give you a damage boost based off that

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Nintendo please do this

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I WIN

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this is just mario party 1

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we have decided to nerf this, it doesn’t apply to anyone who is referred to as may, whether it be their real name or a username on a site called fol

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I WIN

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okay may

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now you don’t win

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wdym thats june

You’re going down with me, May

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any person referred to as may

If I can’t have Splatoon skill neither can you

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