the specter of someone who lasted less time than a head of cabbage
at that point your greatest failure isn’t even being outlasted by a head of cabbage
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greek mythology is the first recorded instance of admin abuse
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i think 100% optimal squeezer play is beyond the limitations of the human body
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as for litten’s question as to what the best weapon is, the most all-around rock-solid weapon of them all is Ballpoint
insane main weapon with great kits
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it just gets beaten out from being overwhelming by the fact that like. there is plenty of counterplay. a good Ballpoint is a fucking force to reckon with though
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splatoon’s a super composition-dependent game and so what the best weapon is really depends on the meta and very rarely does one unambigously dominate. when it does, it tends to get fixed pretty quickly
remember triple tri-slosher being the meta in early splatoon 2?
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visually? i fucking despise Flingza Roller
what is Wrong with that creature
for a moment i thought you were just saying what’s the worst one in general, in which case the objective answer is that it’s Undercover Brella, god’s most sopping wet and pathetic weapon
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i mained kunder in splatoon 2 i’m allowed to say this about Undercover because my GODS does that weapon fucking suck. in every single aspect.
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it was only good because it got not only one of the absolute best kits in the game, but one with an insane level of synergy with it, which is very rare
you get really good kits all the time, but you very rarely get really good kits so perfectly suited to that weapon’s foibles
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real
does the undercover brella suck in splat 3
it sucks SO, so bad
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er
the kit
INK MINE + REEFSLIDER
great scott
(reefslider sucks right)
happy Maize Day
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it sucks and it sucks for undercover
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Happy Maize day
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