Italyyyy I’m so impatient I don’t wanna do the Midnight Ordeal
enkephalin doses will continue until sanity improves
i think my favorite part of lobotomy corporation is the messages you get from the Sephiriah whenever an agent dies or an abno escapes. there’s something so funny about them
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Punishing Bird broke out. Can things get any more hopeless?
wwhy do they call it an oven when you hot out the cold and of the cold into the hod fodo
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PUNISHING BIRD BROKE OUT. BOY, CAN WE GET ANY MORE HOPELESS?
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what the fuck is this game
im glad that putting punishing bird in Safety is the canonical decision
he literally breaks out 5 times a day
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my question stands
i think no matter where you put the Bird, the messages you get when it breaks out are always funny
I had it in Control and so every day I’d be asked “Manager. Manager Punishing Bird just broke out. Manager what are your orders. Manager we have to do something”
okay so imagine you’re an scp site manager except you’re in a dystopia where goth girl witches rule the world
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Yesod emails you like “You fucking prick you fucking piece of shit the fucking BIRD is out again you moron” every 5 minutes
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so just the usual
the objectively funniest interpretation of the Sephiriah’s messages is as emails by the way.
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why do they call it oven when you of in the cold food of out hot eat the food
yes i have it memorized
do you have any cold water