Cookie Thread Act 2: Silksong

im sorry

fym you knew

i know not to underestimate you. this is why I started off saying I picked out some ikea furniture for you to assemble. You played right into the long con

it’s not my fault you can’t replace your own car battery

i dont own a car

that physics teacher was once in the air force but had to quit due to a heart condition. they were clearly bitter about it

frankly this sounds like a you issue

I do not want to own a car

I would kill them all italy

cringe
working on cars is fun

People always think I’d be too impulsive and not check the instructions and such but like

That is my MOM she hates reading instructions or recipes and everything and having grown up dealing with the consequences of that I am in fact the Number One Instructions Reader

Same goes for navigation I’m used to being the one having to point out every road sign

i dont think thats your issue I think youre going to read them and them get to the funny shapes and be doomed. thats my guess im not familiar with your ikea-bility

and then there will be a moment where you check the instructions, get something, forget what its for, go back to the instructions, and not know what step youre on

thats a classic

putting furniture together sucks

It’s so fun it’s like a puzzle

you have to drill screws into plywood more fragile than my ego

youre assembling all the furniture