Cookie Thread Act 2: Silksong

prolly. gotta give it a bit i get nauseous if i eat or drink too soon after waking up

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any dimension is hell dimension when ur that close to england

do NOT steal my phrases and USE THEM POORLY

uhh… cope?

a new spider has awakenned. its legs are 10 feet long and it jumpscared me

ISSUE 2: how do i brush my teeth whilst not drawing aggro

Brush them at the kitchen sink?

of course but ISSUE 2.5: GETTING THE EQUIPMENT

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Get the hose.

get a hammer

You’re waving your hand awfully close at the spider.

Unless you’re proposing to throw it.

Befriend the spider

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Coexist

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Form a symbiotic relationship. Invite the spider into your brain.

magnus

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Magnus

Yes?

a reminder that a peppa pig episode got banned in australia for advocating friendship with spiders because australian spiders can kill you. i think that’s what’s happening here

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i want to venture into psychological debate with you