you definitely seem like the type who gets tons of energy under caffeine
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okay so the next cookie is happening today. noted
I tried to put it in my Discord status and it didnāt fit. So I tried to replace my bio with it and it also didnāt fit. My solution was to put half the tweet in my status and half in my bio, making my entire Discord profile dedicated to displaying this tweet
Nope! I get extremely tired
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But being tired puts my brain into a blender. Caffeine genuinely affects me more than alcohol in this regard
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And when Iām brain not working I get veeeery posty cause I have no filter
i just become an anxious wreck when exposed to starbucks
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you know, iāve never actually had coffee
my parents are both coffee addicts and theyāve warned me in no uncertain terms to stay away
itās probably for the best
I once was given a non-decaf coffee during a. How do I describe this. Imagine a very high pressure, high stakes mafia game and thatās roughly close to the stress level and time scale of a Flight Rising battle. And I was so stressed I couldnāt talk or move or do data entry
normal at-home coffee isnāt actually super caffeinated
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That last one is how you KNOW it was bad
I have tachycardia under the best of circumstances
My whole thing is that small amounts of stress or changes in position cause much stronger physical symptoms than theyāre intended to. Like if I have to have a serious conversation with a professor or something I get an immediate deathly headache from extreme tension of muscles in neck and dizzy from heart and such. And so caffeine is BAD
But itās also very funny as a treat
You have to go through torture every once in a while it builds character
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Funfact decaf coffee still has some level caffeine in it I know this because I can Tell
Black tea usually just makes me, like, āend of a really long weekā type tired (regardless of weekday or length)