Cookie Thread Act 3: The Cookie Strikes Back

i asked someone out on national girlfriend day

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katze is 60

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I think they should make the day my high school girlfriend and I broke up an international holiday of joyous celebration

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Itā€™s coming up!!! Itā€™s in May!!!

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itā€™s in WHAT

(/t)

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I disagree.

Women I find attractive are the opposite of this.

Iā€™m just nervous to talk to them because I donā€™t want to be rude xo

To be clear Iā€™m not slandering my high school girlfriend as a person she was fine she just would not admit she was gay to literally anybody except me. And sometimes not even to me? Despite, like, DATING ME? She was the one who asked me out? And you would not believe how exhausting that gets after a while. I donā€™t know why I did that for so long

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It was understandable it was homophobic parents fear but. I canā€™t do that. I canā€™t do that for over a year. I cannot

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the hell

the fuck

LMAO

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omg same

thatā€™s a lie it happened in 6th grade
but we were in 6th grade
so

to be fair i am a walking talking nerd emoji

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:nerd_face:

yeah pretty much

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i also donā€™t really leave my room outside of classes and mealtime. this might not be a good habit

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wtf dubu is a cop now

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probably not smart

this is how i imagine @katze

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