Cookie Thread Act 3: The Cookie Strikes Back

one of my cats is deathly scared of the new house, they hide in a closet and haven’t moved from behind the door for hours

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we brought them a little small house and now instead of behind the door she’s in the house forever

Hey, please don’t confuse aromantic with ace. (These two means two different things, even if most of the time they are paired up.)

Straight people can be aromantic too, and I am not aromantic as an ace.

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ok fair

I’m too old for this sentence

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Dude some dog outside sounded exactly like a fuckin minecraft villager i stg

Fading into sleep and hearing HRRRMMM is a very weird experience i thought i left a youtube video on or something and i was so confused

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I like this style of denoting a hypothetical post. I think it adds great tone & texture to many posts

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May have you been thinking about that for the past two hours

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I think like 200 thoughts per minute and if I think the same thought twice in the span of a few hours I consider it significant

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lol

That is to say yeah kinda

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maybe your neighbors are just roleplaying minecraft villager during naughty hours

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When you think about it, they call it “post chat” because you “post” in there

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May moment

Nooooo i didnt need that visualization

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Do you also do that thing where you’re like "that’s an interesting thought i should think more about that later " or “i should look that up” so you google it to remind yourself later and you end up with 500 mobile browser tabs that you never follow through on

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No I keep all my tabs extremely neat sorry

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Except for Important Things which I keep open to reduce the friction of starting the task. Sometimes my tabs can get a bit messy with Important Things and I get fed up and close them

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I feel betrayed

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i would be the person who has way too many tabs open at once if i didn’t have a strong aversion to having way too many tabs open at once

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