Cookie Thread Act 3: The Cookie Strikes Back

General
#21943

Second most Tutuu thing, after the one about how they dated someone who wanted to go out in a gunfight.

2 Likes
#21944

mf was getting in fights in the WOMB :sob: :sob: :sob:

3 Likes
#21945

wait i was literally supposed to be twins…

2 Likes
#21946

oh my god

1 Like
#21947

what the fuck did you do

3 Likes
#21948

Lucky you.

1 Like
#21949

Well, Katze isn’t a twin, so…

1 Like
#21950

THEY ATE THEIR SIBLING

3 Likes
#21951
Summary

this isnt actually true but i wish it was now so i could be like "i literally murdered my twin before we were even born, dont fuck with me but instead i am a chubby orange cat according to tutuu

3 Likes
#21952

she was something alright

she was a native english speaker at age 26 and didn’t know the word for comma. she explained it by “that squiggly thing in the calculator”

2 Likes
#21953

YOU DATE WOMAN?

4 Likes
#21954

Yeah most of the time it’s unnecessary

1 Like
#21955

k-selection is r-selection father

2 Likes
#21956

LMAO

1 Like
#21957

singular woman

1 Like
#21958

me too i date woman

3 Likes
#21959

she only dates dogboys now

3 Likes
#21960

I think @Chloe does as well

#21961

being queerbaited by tutuu

2 Likes
#21962

i date woman some of the time

1 Like