ayo
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Meow
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arf
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yippee
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i remembered one of the funniest things iāve ever experienced and had to share it before i forgot about it again
one of my friends told us, with a completely straight face, about the time she made a tinder account named āfish stickā, with pictures of her dog (who happens to not be named fish stick), and a bio that says āmatch with me to buy toys for my dog for nothing in returnā. unfortunately, the only reply she ever got was one guy matching and asking ābro what the fuckā
literally the only reason she made it was because she wanted to get free dog toys. we asked why she named it fish stick, and she said that she didnāt want people to think they were matching with a real person, and someone named āfish stickā obviously wasnāt real so nobody could see her profile thinking they were gonna match with an actual potential partner. the bio was because she wanted to be upfront about the fact that these dudes wouldnāt get anything back. she was really confused about why no one was giving her any dog toys.
we asked her where she got the idea, and she said she got it from a friend a while ago. this friend told her that she successfully convinced various men on tinder to give her thousands of dollars worth of goods. she thought she could do the same thing this way.
god i love her
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lmao
thats really fucking funny
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sheās like, really, really oblivious about her own asexuality, and sheās autistic, so itās like, everything came together for the perfect storm
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im gonna do that with my cat
what should i name it
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anime girl
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Fish Stickā¦
real human
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Meowwwww
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Cookie time.
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let him cook
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someone motivate me to write like a 500 page essay about the owl house im listening to a panel of the actors and just CRYING bc of them just talking about their roles and favorite lines i love this show way too much
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motivate
there did that work