Cookie Thread Act 3: The Cookie Strikes Back

no but I appreciate the effort

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hackmons cup conspiring to give me a magikarp and force me to play a 5v6 in an otherwise winnable battle

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showdown conspiring to not give me a fucking match so i can run it back

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challenge me, I have virtually no experience with the format so you can probably crush me easily

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and then you can stop!

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no i got a match

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and this team is like. not ass? comparatively speaking, anyway. itā€™s winnable

puttin this line at the top of any dating app profiles i might make in the future

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buy treats for my dog, I have virtually no experience with the app so you can probably provide dog treats easily

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and they forfeited because my cacnea was too scary for them! (genuinely unsure whether i was gonna win but i had a good chance)

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image

i love how it distinguishes english from american

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i suppose they only had a special attacking primeape :fire: and a particularly covetous emboar. and my cacnea was slowly building up power with metronome (item) drain punches (not that my opponent couldā€™ve known that part)

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cookie?

me fat but still cookie

@orangeandblack5 HAPPY BIRTHDAY

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wait this cookie is so free

I count three candles on the cake.

You could run a comedy club

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I am surprised how it didnā€™t work

hmmmm

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