Cookie Thread Act 3: The Cookie Strikes Back

Kerry goes next to Daren

“This is not a bad moment is itttt, if not I can uhhh tell you another time, yeaaaah…”

Lots of hesitation comes from his voice

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MAYHEW

Yes, milady?

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“It’s a FIRST NAME! First names aren’t meant to have more than like, ten letters, and they certainly aren’t meant to have FIVE WORDS!”

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“Silly question but uhhh you don’t happen to be a descendant of the philosopher named Baudelaire, right?”

“Read in a book he had lots of kittens.”

If you haven’t noticed, I’m a cat. It’s unlikely I will be a humanoid’s descendant.

You and your primitive naming sense.

“I just don’t see the point. Cupcakes are nice and sweet! Whatever that is is long and not sweet.”

“I meant that maybe Baudelaire named your grand grand…”

“Nevermind, don’t mind me, haha…”

Kerry stays near Daren and grabs him slightly to get his attention.
whispers Daren, DAREN.”

But it’s my name given via my parent.

Who the hell is Steve Jobs?

“You do know baudelaire was a poet and not really a philosopher, right?”

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I don’t know, I’m just a cat.

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“What?”

@katze

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“I went to the graveyard to visit… you know who…”

“But uhm the fillings from the headstones, I uhm… Uhhh they’re…”

“He did write a poem called ‘Let’s Beat Up the Poor’ though. I assume that’s the Owl House philosophy?”

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“Oh god, not again!”

Daron runs outside the house but locks eyes with Cory before he leaves

“I trust you.”

“He will get himself killed at this rate, If I am not looking after him.”

Llewelin Mayhew Matt O’gready Baudelaire runs after Daron

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